space-minivan:

if i had to spell grayson like a suburban white mom spelled names, it would be spelled greighsauhn

reblog with ur suburban white mom name

soracities:

2019 is gonna be all about the monstrous feminine. here’s to keeping it feral, grotesque and unhinged, ladies 🥂

pencilcomics:

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

toadprince:

I just want to say, this is the best gif I’ve made for this site. I deserve to be rich from it.

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bugmouthh:

kitty:

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

roboboners:

doctorbeth:

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

this is the best blog in the world

bubblebaath:

(he didnt)

bubblebaath:

stained glass